1. The Fearless Adventurer:
Don’t mind us, just drinking the sweet mead of the gods out of the head of something we will be hunting later.
2. The Manly Stoic:
Meet the Ron Swanson koozie. It pairs well with excellence and meat.
3. The Hirsute Gentleman:
Give a man a red plastic cup, he drinks for a day. But teach a man to drink from that cup in an intimidating metal koozie, and he drinks like a champion for eternity.
4. The Minimalist:
Tools? He doesn’t need no stinkin’ tools, particularly when he’s got all this duct tape lyin’ ‘round.
5. The Happy Camper:
For the person always prepared for camping emergencies and to drink deliciously cool beverages.
6. The Photographer:
Telephoto zoom for unparalleled beverage enjoyment on every scale.
7. The Cyclist:
Hands-free while biking safely is the way to be.
8. The Jock:
Since he always had the right stuff out on the field, he also needs the right stuff to keep his drinks cool off of it.
9. The Larger-Than-Lifer:
He or she was born for a Texas-sized koozie so big it holds two cans.
10. The Wholesale Shopper:
Just because you shop in quantity doesn’t mean your koozie can’t be quality.
11. The Gracious Host:
The doctor you always wanted, ready to dole out the prescription you need.