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13 Rules You Should Always Follow

Some rules are never meant to be broken. Everyone has a set of rules they live by, even thieves. Check out Parker, the thief with his own set of rules, coming to theaters on January 25th.

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13 Rules You Should Always Follow

1. Raisins never belong in a cookie:

2. Don't make eye contact in the bathroom:

3. Always stand to the right of an escalator so others can pass:

4. When a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

5. Taking a picture with an iPad is never acceptable:

6. There is no wrong way to use bacon:

7. Don't stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk:

8. Gas station sushi is never a good idea:

9. Never text your ex:

10. There is no problem that duct tape can't solve:

11. Always tip:

12. Mullets should not exist outside the 1980s:

13. Don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it.

13 Rules You Should Always Follow

1. Raisins never belong in a cookie:

2. Don't make eye contact in the bathroom:

3. Always stand to the right of an escalator so others can pass:

4. When a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

5. Taking a picture with an iPad is never acceptable:

6. There is no wrong way to use bacon:

7. Don't stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk:

8. Gas station sushi is never a good idea:

9. Never text your ex:

10. There is no problem that duct tape can't solve:

11. Always tip:

12. Mullets should not exist outside the 1980s:

13. Don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it.

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