10 Disguises You Should Never Use In A Heist

Don't be a dumb criminal. Be like Parker and use the perfect disguise for the perfect crime. Parker, starring Jason Statham, comes to theaters on January 25th.

1. A Zebra

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Zebras seem innocent enough, but unfortunately everyone knows they only live in Africa and would therefore look out of place.

2. A Creepy Bride

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3. A Heron

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4. Legos

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Sure everybody likes Legos, but people might start running away in fear when they realize that their toys have come to life.

5. Pantaloons

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6. A giant squid

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7. This masked, feather boa thing.

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8. Hellboy

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9. Ponies

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10. A Knight

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Learn a thing or two about disguises from Parker.

Parker, starring Jason Statham, comes to theaters on January 25th.