1. Rex Sexy Singing Into Camera
Oh Rexy you’re so sexy! Ladies, you are powerless against those Jockeys. Navy Blue.
2. Robin Sexy Singing Into Camera
Sexy in the way your high school friend’s dad was when he went through that midlife crisis, bought a Mazda, and started smiling at you too often.
3. Rex’s Harem
He doesn’t even know their names, they just have numbers and each night he barks out a sequence informing them of who he will be bedding.
4. Robin’s Harem
Robin is a bit more modern and progressive with his ladies, allowing them to improvise individual dance moves.
5. Rex Sexy Girl Face Makeout
No, you don’t actually get to kiss me, but I will permit you to live out your wildest fantasies on the side of my face.
6. Robin Sexy Girl Face Makeout
He could Literally. Not. Care. Less. That a half naked model is licking his face. So commonplace for Robin Thicke.
7. Rex Bein’ Sexy With Feet
8. Robin Bein’ Sexy With Feet
Robin prefers a closer, more personal approach to one of the lesser appreciated erogenous zones.
And of course, the videos in all their absurdity.
- Prosecutors will seek the death penalty for Dylann Roof, accused of killing 9 people in a Charleston church in June. ›
- Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has been taken into federal custody until she orders her staff to issue marriage licenses. ›
- Donald Trump has pledged to support the eventual Republican presidential nominee in 2016 and not mount a 3rd-party run. ›