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You're always willing to brave the epic lines...
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...because your passion for deliciously cheap food conquers all. 😍
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Even if you don't have a membership, you know just how to get your fix.
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Some of the hardest decisions you've ever made took place at the food court.
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But then you remember just how cheap it all is...
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...and you realize you don't actually have to choose between your favorites.
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Depending on your mood, you sometimes go for the classics.
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But can't resist changing it up once in a while for a newer member of the Costco food family.
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You're pretty sure Domino's wishes it made pizza this delicious.
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And you feel an obligation to share the love with all your family and friends.
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The pizza hotline is the only phone call you actually want to make.
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You're willing to get third-degree burns just to get a chicken bake in your mouth.
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And you always stock up just so you can get that same cheesy burn at home.
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You know that the real sandwich artists aren't even at Subway.
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You feel like your favorite item is threatened every time a newcomer tries to steal its spotlight.
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You consider a berry sundae to be your daily serving of fruit...
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...and a berry smoothie basically a cleanse.
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But then you chase it with an arm-sized churro and it doesn't matter anyway.
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You prefer getting your caffeine fix from Costco rather than other places.
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You're aware there are these things called ~salads~ too, but your expectations are a little more greasy.
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And finally, you look forward to passing on your delicious obsession to future generations.
