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When she's had enough of your whining:
2.
When you found out that being bored was the worse thing you could be:
3.
When she encouraged you to eat constantly...
4.
...and then proceeded to mention the fact that you were looking a bit pudgy.
5.
When she considered her house to be the most fun place on Earth:
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When every electronic in the house was called a Nintendo:
7.
When even a warm day meant that you needed a sweater:
8.
When you had to greet people you never knew even existed at every family party:
9.
When la chancla made its infamous appearance:
10.
When she made sure that you were on your best behavior in public:
11.
When sleepovers weren't on your agenda:
12.
When she called you out for horsing around...
13.
...but ultimately knew just what to say to make you feel better.