1.
When Sallie Mae becomes "the one who shall not be named":
2.
When they remind you of the obvious:
3.
When your only other option exists six feet under ground:
4.
When your great-great-grandchildren will hear you complain about loans:
5.
When making a payment feels like lighting a match in your checking account:
6.
When the interest becomes a beast all its own:
7.
When Sallie is done playing games:
8.
When your bank account isn't the only thing that's starving:
9.
When you wonder about what life would be like without 'em:
10.
When silence only makes the monster grow angrier:
11.
When you can feel the clock counting down:
12.
When you realize that there's nowhere to hide:
13.
When that auto debit hits:
14.
When you limit yourself to the dollar menu:
15.
And when you finally decide to make a payment:
