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    The 23 Most Important Hairy Celebrity Chests Of All Time

    It's gonna get hairy.

    IMPORTANT NOTE: All chests are ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five bear emojis. Each furry chest was evaluated on its hair thickness, surface area, and happy trail integration to determine its rank.

    23. Daniel Radcliffe

    Chest Hair Rating: ½ out of 5 bears

    22. Michael Ealy

    Why it matters: Michael thinks like a man by accessorizing that OJ with a light sprinkle of fuzz. Breakfast in bed never looked so good.

    Chest Hair Rating: ½ out of 5 bears

    21. Nick Jonas

    Chest Hair Rating: 1 out of 5 bears

    20. Common

    Why it matters: Glory, glory, glory. There's nothing common about this rapper's tuft of pectoral greatness. Though there's room for expansion, he's on his way to becoming the world's first surfing bear.

    Chest Hair Rating: 1 ½ out of 5 bears

    19. Zac Quinto

    Why it matters: Running your hand through that spocky forest is a trek worth taking. Watch out though, you may possibly klingon and never let go.

    Chest Hair Rating: 1 ½ out of 5 bears

    18. Chris Evans

    Why it matters: Oh, captain. Hairy superheroes can save you from even the most unbearable moments. The hair here is finely dusted and guaranteed to make any person steam uncontrollably.

    Chest Hair Rating: 1 ½ out of 5 bears

    17. Henry Cavill

    Why it matters: Let's face it, the most super thing about this man is that sPECtacular chest. Like kryptonite, the hair will have you pleading for help. It's so worth it though.

    Chest Hair Rating: 2 out of 5 bears

    16. Naveen Andrews

    Why it matters: It's easy to get lost when staring too long. Unlike an island, the chest hair has generously bridged itself with the belly so it wouldn't feel so isolated.

    Chest Hair Rating: 2 out 5 bears

    15. Maxwell

    Why it matters: That necklace gets a little more sumthin' sumthin' in one afternoon than most do in a lifetime. Max is doing very well in giving it a soft, fuzzy home.

    Chest Hair Rating: 2 out of 5 bears

    14. Andy Cohen

    Why it matters: Watch what happens when the real housedaddy of New York comes to quench your thirst. The chest hair isn't the only thing that's wet around here. Bravo Andy, bravo.

    Chest Hair Rating: 2 out of 5 bears

    13. Jake Gyllenhaal

    Why it matters: Many have broken their backs after falling deeply for this furry prince. No matter where you decide to touch him during your tent sleepovers, hair is guaranteed to be there.

    Chest Hair Rating: 2 ½ out of 5 bears

    12. Jason Statham

    Why it matters: An epic chest mane is what separates the good action stars from the great ones. Every hair is far from expendable and is highly necessary for protection from bullets and the occasional bee sting.

    Chest Hair Rating: 2 ½ out of 5 bears

    11. Jude Law

    Why it matters: This is one mystery Sherlock Holmes doesn't need to solve. Whether his shirt is on or off, the hair will always reveal itself to you, whether you want it to or not.

    Chest Hair Rating: 3 out of 5 bears

    10. Antonio Banderas

    Why it matters: Mask or no mask, Zorro has got you completely covered... a whole chest's worth. Snuggling up to that beats any big-eyed cat in boots.

    Chest Hair Rating: 3 out of 5 bears

    9. Bradley Cooper

    Why it matters: This manscaping puts giraffe-shaped bushes to shame. Like a true art piece, the blending from chest to happy trail is seamless and is bound to give you a hangover any day of the week.

    Chest Hair Rating: 3 ½ out of 5 bears

    8. Pierce Brosnan

    Why it matters: Bonding your hand to that chest is a sure fire way to keep you from doing anything productive. Where is the Bond Girl application?

    Chest Hair Rating: 3 ½ out of 5 bears

    7. Hugh Jackman

    Why it matters: Humans... take note of this mutant's flawless way of being. Petting a wolverine's chest is a proven way to reduce stress and increase happiness; that's if you don't get a claw in your back.

    Chest Hair Rating: 3 ½ out of 5 bears

    6. Mark Ruffalo

    Why it matters: With a large amount of fur, Ruffalo's nipples remain a buried secret worth digging for. They become noticeable when Ruffalo puffs out his chest in anger. He'll also turn large and green, but hey, some people are into the whole Hulk-sexual thing.

    Chest Hair Rating: 4 out of 5 bears

    5. Jon Hamm

    Chest Hair Rating: 4 out of 5 bears

    4. Paul Rudd

    Why it matters: This is ruddiculous. Not only can this rug save you from hypothermia, it also has a wicked sense of humor. No other chest bears as much emotional utility as this one does. Want a shoulder to cry on? Try Paul Rudd's hair tufts instead.

    Chest Hair Rating: 4 ½ out of 5 bears

    3. Nev Schulman

    Why it matters: Use either of these images to catfish a potential lover and you'll be guaranteed to get a hair-raising response. Unlike others, Nev never has to fake it. 100% real human hair.

    Chest Hair Rating: 4 ½ out of 5 bears

    2. Tom Selleck

    Why it matters: Magnum's fur and pornstache were the most underrated on-screen duo of the '80s. Solving beach-front crime with a rug for a chest provides both protection from the sun and is aesthetically necessary when making important phone calls in the sand.

    Chest Hair Rating: 4 ¾ out of 5 bears

    1. Sean Connery

    Chest Hair Rating: Full Grown Bear