PC Games You Haven't Seen Since 1995

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The Oregon Trail

Ahh Oregon Trail... Feeling like a rich man when you buy 100 decks of cards, an axe and some pemmican only to lose them when you try and caulk the wagon and float.

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Whatever you do, don't name your characters after your family members unless you want your favorite cousin dying of snakebite or dysentery. Fair warning.

The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis

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1. Logic 2. Diversity 3. ZOOOMBIIIINI-VILLE!!!

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

So nostalgic it hurts. Positive yet painful neurons bounce around as you think of it. Oh where are you Carmen?

Back then I literally thought I was traveling the world AND had a cell phone.

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Obligatory memory jogging screenshot.

Chex Quest

Oh I'm sorry... Did you think I was going to put DOOM on this list? Nah dude. Because young me got a sudden case of cereal aisle diarrhea when I saw this baby on the shelves.

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It came with 50 free hours!!! What do YOU come with?

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Tearing open that cereal box so fast and finding out what? That this game is basically FREAKING DOOM!!! (with way more cereal than the original). At a time when I definitely was not allowed to play DOOM thats like 6 year old me breaking the Da Vinci Code.

Math Blaster

Sesame Street gave me that proper syntax while games like this made me semi-interested in long division. Thanks Mom and Dad!

JumpStart First Grade

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Cooking brownies with a talking dog, only to have my young fingers fumble and mess up the recipe... "Oh no! The glop monster!!"

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.... aaand this total douche

3d Pinball

What was your high score? Because ten year old me was a pinball millionaire.

Sid Meier's Civilization

Pimping out my throne room with palm leaves and a tiger rug.

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You go straight for the nukes don't you Gandhi? All i want is to trade wine for horses and saltpeter.

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Moments like this make me never want to end the war...

Age of Empires

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Wololo Wolololo Wanana.... I've converted your catapult to Christianity.

Ecco The Dolphin

I don't really understand what this game was about. I remember some jellyfish... I think.

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I had actual DREAMS about this in summer of '94...

Chip's Challenge

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bummer.

Ski Free

Please note that Ski Free broke the nostalgia meter...

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This is going surprisingly well... I'm avoiding these rocks and pine trees like a boss.

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Suddenly... Yeti

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Game Over... You may have lost. But nostalgia won.