1. Little does this cheeky bird know - cats can fly, if they try hard enough.
2. Derek is clearly still angry at Stan for blowing off his birthday party invite.
3. “I’m not allowed on the couch, huh? FINE!! THEN YOU DON’T GET TO HAVE PRETTY THINGS ANYMORE!!”
4. Does anyone ever ask Shamu if she wants to spin around for your entertainment? No.
5. So what if she’s afraid of water? Her human will help her show those smug fish who’s boss.
6. “What did you say to me? Yeah. That’s what I thought.”
7. Touch Stuart’s couch, and feel his unrelenting kitty wrath.
Go ahead. Try it.
8. “THIS IS FOR BEING REALLY BAD AT CLIPPING MY PAW NAILS, JERK!!”
10. Henry resents yard work. He also thinks that “yard work” means “attack the leaves.”