1. Casually painting on your eyebrows for a few months.
2. Ruining your only baking sheet that you know you will never replace.
Sorry, genius wizards are the only ones who can make chocolate soufflés.
3. Everyone knows this wasn’t your choice.
There are videos online that teach you things that you didn’t go to school for.
4. Your Form And Space professor would have given you a “B+” for this, but you can’t sit on it.
Chair assembling is for weenies, anyways.