U Can’t Touch This

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I'm a 22 year old female from Illinois. I enjoy the weather most when it is somewhere between 65 and 75 with a breeze, and these are the days I most enjoy writing during. I overreact to things, and I have an irrational fear of microwaves and the need to run away without a trace in the event of a big change in world events. I would tell you where, but that wouldn't be very smart, would it? I sneeze when I'm full. I procrastinate. I laugh a lot. I love getting compliments for I am secretly quite cocky. I am in love. I know Pi to over sixty places. I am a hypochondriac. You have the ability to make or break my day. I walk like I drive; impatient, quickly, going around those I deem too slow, and going slowly when I damn well please :3 Also, I'm a hoopy frood who NEVER forgets where her towel is.
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