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Chicago, Illinois United States / Female / 23
I'm a 22 year old female from Illinois. I enjoy the weather most when it is somewhere between 65 and 75 with a breeze, and these are the days I most enjoy writing during. I overreact to things, and I have an irrational fear of microwaves and the need to run away without a trace in the event of a big change in world events. I would tell you where, but that wouldn't be very smart, would it? I sneeze when I'm full. I procrastinate. I laugh a lot. I love getting compliments for I am s…
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