Effects. E. Affect is a verb.
Effects. E. Affect is a verb.
I read this just for the title, and it did not disappoint.
He’ll always be Donnie Darko to me.
That’s not the Red Wedding, that’s the Dothraki baby shower and the unfortunate eyeball incident. GODS.
Mmm hmm. Here are some direct quotes from that article.
“The theme that comes up over and over in these stories is that the only thing that matters at the end of the day is whether or not the guy is jerk — if he was a nice guy and attentive and generous in bed, the size didn’t matter.”
“I think he probably focused on learning the other skills to compensate for his lack of size, but we never discussed that. All in all, it was a really satisfying relationship for me!”
“Bottom line: He was a generous and giving lover who cared about my pleasure, cared that I came more often than him (!), and knew how to get me there, and really, what more could a girl want?”
” I’d much rather have a great guy with a small penis than a douchebag with a large one.”
“My advice to ladies is: Do not be judgmental, just go with it. Small penises need love too. ”
did you even read the article?
You just shut your whore mouth about Apple cider. It is the BEST.
Yes, because material possessions make you an adult. And adults don’t share things, that’s for kids.
“Krakow, it’s too big. It won’t fit.”
Ok so why would Jonny Snow and Danaerys be getting married if Drogo and Ygritte were both still alive…?
I don’t want to watch a bloody video! I am on the train with no wifi!
I’m on the train! I cannot and do not want to watch a sodding video!
shouldn’t Robb come with Grey Wind and have interchangeable heads?
I’m American and I don’t understand a lot of that crap either.
use of the phrase “poor people” is in bad taste, but overall that’s pretty good advice.
meanwhile in Germany, Angela Merkel (a real-life woman, in case you didn’t know) is all “betch, I run the country. and I kinda pretty much run the European Union too.”
say what you will about Japan, but it is an atheist’s paradise.
well, it’s better than burning the victim, as is what likely happens to a lot of them.
Excuse me Buzzfeed, my 15-year old self has a message. Here it is:
Where the fuck was Gavin Rossdale?? false advertising!
OK, the Disney princess thing? most of those are fairy tales or set in a medieval or Enlightenment-ish time where marrying at those ages was the norm. nothing to get horrified about.
had warm beer with strawberries at the bottom in Poland, and it was amazing.
anyone on the winter track team got to run through the halls…
about the left-handed pen thing: it’s not that we literally need to read the brand of the pen when we’re writing the way we were wired to write; the upside-downness of the logo is saying “wtf is wrong with you? why can’t you be normal, you freak?”
hell, I’d wear half this stuff now!
the original Neil Diamond version of Red Red Wine.
ever get cough syrup with codeine? much like heroin, it is an opiate. so there might actually be something to the heroin cough syrup.
Well that sounds like a hell of an act. What do you call it?
wait, are those little tiny plastic penises attached to the McNugget sculpture, or human teeth?
I nearly just collasped a lung laughing at that “your father works in a penis factory” thing. and I am definitely using that in an argument to disarm my opponent with sheer absurdity.
“The Bad Touch” the Bloodhound Gang
“Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO
“Gangnam Style,” Psy. yeah…
another. fucking. video. and you have the balls to give a little teasing gif at the top too.
…yes, because dumb movies that have ruined countless relationships with the instilling of unrealistic expectations is what every girl loves.
…yes, I think that’s the idea. that irony/dark humour thing.
“She helped pay the mortgage.” Uhhh yeah, not if she was that busy squeezing out kids. this is the 80s we’re talking about.
my laughing, #11? what about my laughing?
it’s like my grandma always said—kids are like farts. you can only tolerate your own.
and of course these only work if you have like 8kg of hair.
“chin” means dick in Japanese. lots of variations on it though, like chinchin, chinko, chinpo, chinpoko, pokochin… I could go on.