POSSIBLE ARTICLES FOR THESE STOCK PHOTOS: #1: Doc Scholl’s Test Facility Reveals “Foot Discomfort Scale” #2: Justice League of America pranks Aquaman when he tries his first “traditional land food.” Superman: “We had this condiment created just for you! (snicker)” #3: Tonight on “Ghost Hunters”: HAUNTED CITY GARAGES! #4: Local Restaurant Review: “The Flavorizing Secret of Aniketo’s Gyros Uncovered!” #5: Telephone S&M Mistresses Who Love to Treat Their Clients like Dogs #6: Strawman Arguments that Creationists Love to Use Against Atheists #7: “Sit On My Face” Olde Tyme Candy Furniture Emporium Now Open for Business! #8: Chicago Newspaper Story: The original Trix SpokesRabbit, impoverished and living on nothing but his prized cereal for the last 8 years, puts on 600 pounds and never leaves his sad apartment over a furniture store…until the day he commits suicide. #9: John Heard’s Movie “The Deal” (in which he stars as Professor Roseman) Is Playing Three Nights in a Row on FX! #10: Just How Dumb IS “The Hunger Games”?