1. The Pledge
Jeepers! The poor are everywhere and they want handouts. Well here ya GO!
They’ve pledged to the flag, to protect America, but most important of all…to never, EVER raise taxes. This summer, The GOP candidates will vow to do all the can to protect their donors from the filthy hands of people like YOU.
2. The Pledge: Class Warfare
Fire up the bus ‘cause it’s time to kick some middle ASS. Those wishy-washy, flip-floppy guys can stay home this time, as the ladies show the 99% ninety-nine ways to DIE!
3. The Pledge 3: High Capacity
Destroying the greedy middle class has also gutted the source of President O’biden’s power. Now as his reign ends, he’ll make one last terrifying act of vengeance - turn his armada of killer drones against America!
Palin may have lost her allies, and her bus, but she still got her right to bare arms!
4. The Pledge: Collector’s Edition Bluray
Bah! The blue states have refused to sell the home video release of “the pledge” with guns on the cover. Dirty socialist cowards!