1.You've spent all of dinner eating off of her plate... with your fingers.
2.You're wearing his sweatpants.
3.You put on your "good-luck" attire again, even though you've been told countless times it's overdue for a wash.
4.Your coffee table, your ottoman, your couch, your... things have his scuff marks all over 'em.
5.You just burped so hard in front of her your ribs hurt.
6.You did your business but also left the bathroom door open.
7.You didn't shower because it's ~the weekend~.
8.You started playing that song he hates again.
9.You sneezed into your hands... then wiped them on his shirt.
10.She begged you to stop just one of your weird habits... but here we are again.
11.Then she asked you to shave, but instead:
If this is totally you and your S.O., it's time to put a little romance back in your relationship. Celebrate your next date night at Outback Steakhouse.
