She still looks great. I welcome the arrival of Lady Nom Nom.

God, I'd love to have more caring, respectable public officials like this fellow. I'm going to post this around some. It's important.

It's hot right now to be a retarded adult, apparently.

Buzzfeed's turning into the place where bullies hang out to talk shit about children.

True, I don't make any. If you can't see how this site has sunk into shit, it's a sure sign that you would think this garbage is funny or interesting.  By posting it, with a new package, you are in fact taking a claim of ownership over it. I'm out. This used to be a somewhat entertaining site, but it's really just dull now anyway.

And what's the deal with airline food? I can't believe you're actually claiming any of these is an original thought. [Jack's note: Hey, Tom! Stop being a dick.]

idiot.

Weak.

Utterly pointless.