This is the best ever <3
This is the best ever <3
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m tearing up.
It seems my cat didn’t get the “snuggling is important” memo…
“One time Fat Mike punched me in the face… it was AWESOME.”
WHY DID I ENTER HER AND WHY DIDN’T I STOP SCROLLING?!
Nature is pretty ruthless really, but although it makes me “sad” for the little critters, I find it fascinating
Yeah I’m pretty sure they added the cat in the second picture in nº 11 with special effects, everyone knows they get on the keyboard just to annoy us rather than because they haven’t got their own space haha
You got: Mystery
Your future is a mystery, and you will pave your own path. The fates cannot pin down your future. Love could be yours if you grab it, but it might escape you if you’re not careful. You’ll be healthy, as long as you take care of your physical and spiritual self. No “head” line, pretty accurate
“Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children… AIDS”
I couldn’t even read it because I was laughing so hard
I KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN BUT I WATCHED IT ANYWAY :’( :’( :’( :’(
You really wanted 27 out of 48 of these pizzas! You are very obsessed with pizza. It makes up most of your diet, and even when you’re eating something else, you’re thinking about it. You want lots of pizza, and have almost never seen a pizza you didn’t want. Major questions in your life disappear when you have pizza. Yesterday I came back to my dad having made three different kinds of homemade pizza and I almost cried from happiness
You got: Goodfellas
You are a modern classic, steeped in tradition but not afraid to adapt to the times. You also have a tight knit group of friends, the kind that would help you bury a body then have dinner after. Nice!! Also having to choose a pasta was really stressful :’(
Favorite food: pizza
One word to describe it: delicious
So… I “secretly” think I’m delicious?
As an avid reader, and mug collector, this speaks directly to my heart <3
If you think shaking hands is awkward, here in Argentina, during Sign of Peace we have to kiss the other person in the cheek…
You got: Switzerland
At first when people first get to know you, they might think you’re a bit reserved. But once they’ve spent some time with you, you’ll be friends for life. You’re organized, reliable, and never, ever late. You’re a relaxed person, one who takes things one step at a time, never looking to get involved in a confrontation. Grab some skis, some chocolate (chocolate skis, perhaps?), and head to Switzerland!
<3 YES I CHOSE TO TELEPORT TO PIZZA OK? DON’T JUDGE ME (?)
You got: Minerva McGonagall Hey there, you fierce cat! Looks can be deceiving — you may be prim and proper on the outside, but you’re a total badass. Confident, intelligent, and with nerves of steel, you thrive in difficult situations. yaas
If I got anyone else that Tina I would have been really upset!
*High-fiving a million angels*
You got: Spike Jonze
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In many ways, you’re hip and ahead of the curve, but that doesn’t mean you’re happy. In fact, there’s a melancholy tone to much of what you do. And while you still have fun, it’s often bittersweet. You’re aggressively indie. Expect the movie of your life to look something like Her, Adaptation, or Being John Malkovich. Aggressively indie.
This totally worked!! <3
I’m laughing and crying and omg so many feels…
This is horrible, my sister has endo, and it’s just terrible seeing her suffer when it hits her (on the other hand, I don’t have cramps but I get these massive period migraines so at least we can suffer together)
I know all these too well. Some of them also apply to movies…