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10 Things Orlando Jones Would Give You If He Were Oprah

YOU GET AN UPVOTE, AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE, EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!

2. A makeover for Ichabod Crane.

 

Trust me, this might seem like it’s just for my boy Crane, but have you SEEN Tom Mison? This is really for you Internet.

3. $1 for every minute you’re using your phone.

4. All your favorite ships become canon.

5. A colonoscopy because no one should hoard shit.

6. A helldate with Moloch.

 

7. The ability to convert the number of miles you’ve scrolled through tumblr into the number of miles you’ve run.

8. The ability to not be a dick on the internet.

Reblog don’t repost friends.

9. A lifetime of comfort food that won’t kill you.

10. Infinite. Oprah. Wishes.

Let’s be real Oprah is the only person who isn’t fictional and also can make all your dreams come true.

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