DOZE EARLOBES. I love earrings as much as the next woman, but if they have some weight to them, don't wear them!

Fabled? Uh, no. Women know it's there and if they don't they're not doing it right.

Judging from his other videos, he works in a sanctuary or zoo.

I can't be the only one who read this as, “Deep THROATS with Morgan Freeman.” Right? RIGHT?!

IDT she's high. That's just how she is all of the time.

Here in PA we also have Intercourse, Blue Knob, Blue Ball, Climax, Jersey Shore, and a million towns that have names you can't pronounce (esp. in the coal region. I can't tell you how many pronunciations of Wilkesbarre and Mahoney City I've heard…)

Also: yes, that dolphin's pink but it's not a river dolphin. Amazon river dolphins look more “herp derp”. Their snoots are longer and body shapes thicker. That looks like a bottlenose.

#16 is a *true* white horse, and #18 is definitely cremello. I have one myself. Is #21 actually albino? I thought albinism affected both eyes (not like the heterochromia it seems to exhibit.)

Fuck you, Board of Trustees! If JoePa was worthy of being fired, so are multiple other staff members that still remain at the university. Paterno did exactly as his job required.

From what I can gather, she organized to have it recorded…