What Not To Hand Out This Halloween

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1. Pennies

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

2. Plastic Spider Rings

YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE

3. Raisins

Which btw have plenty of sugar so you might as well be handing out candy, ya fools!

4. Starlight Mints

God only knows how long these were in your purse.

5. An Apple

Eh, no thanks

6. Strawberry Hard Candy

WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THESE!?

7. Popcorn Hand

That’ll be a pass on the latex glove filled with popcorn.

8. Toothpaste

No please, you keep it.

9. A Rock

It’s tragic really.

So be a good neighbor and give the kids what they really want.

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