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1. When a telemarketer calls.
2. When you're fighting with your S.O over where to go to dinner.
3. When you get stopped in the mall to test a hand lotion.
4. When challenging someone on the dance floor.
5. When on a job interview.
6. When explaining how good you are at Scrabble.
7. When you're trying to convince (threaten) your daughter's bf/gf to end it.
8. When breaking up with your S.O.
9. When letting your friend know that they better pay you back.
10. When responding to an offensive Tinder message.
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