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    15 New Year's Resolutions You Will Never Keep

    Let's face it, people. Most New Year's resolutions are broken by the time February arrives. No harm in trying, though!

    1. This year I will stop checking my phone so much

    2. This year I will face my demons

    3. This year I will tell Ryan Gosling I'm not waiting around for him anymore.

    4. This year I'm going to drink in moderation

    5. This year I’m not going to let anything scare me

    6. This year I will think twice before I do what my friends tell me

    7. This year I’m going to stand up to my boss

    8. This year I will not let anything get to me

    9. This year I will get that perfect beach body

    10. This year I’m going to stop texting when I’m drunk

    11. This year I will avoid that glass case of emotion

    12. This year I'm going to be more "real" online

    13. This year I will teach my granny how to blog

    14. This year I will live in the moment

    15. This year I will stop listening to this song

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