4. This is practically an instinct when you see someone from work outside of work.
7. When you stink up a room you blame it on someone else.
8. You post spoilers on Facebook literally the second something important happens on a show.
9. You’re not always happy for your friends.
10. In fact, you can’t even pretend to be happy for certain people.
11. You walk a block ahead of people already hailing taxis so that you get picked up first.
12. You literally don’t know what to do with other people’s emotions.
18. You HATE when people jwalk! Unless, of course, it’s you.
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