OmgCrissy C.

hey, my name is crissy and i'm pretty much a big deal. oh, you never heard of me? hmm, that sounds absurd to me. i'm 17.cobra for life. the word "lame" is my new best friend. i have contacts, but i hate wearing them because i constantly forget to take them out before i go to bed. it really sucks having to get out of bed after getting comfortable to take them out. yay, abstinence! i plan on waiting until i'm married. don't walk around with me one-on-one when i'm in my 'zone'. my zone consists of telling extreme and crazy stories about myself and whoever i'm walking with, using the people, places, and things around me. and then i usually say something really stupid and funny, and you'll end up almost peeing your pants. ask lydia. i am a huge fan of lo mein noodles in take out boxes, the impossible quiz, horror movies, rain, and a 2 liter bottle of cheap generic brand root beer. if you ever want to cheer me up, hang out, or just be my bestest friend o' the day, that's how. i am clark kent. i'm the sweater under your bed that you think is a monster. you think i'm scary, but i'm really cuddly and warm. don't take anything i say to heart, because most likely, i won't remember i even said it. simplicity for me is very complicated for others. i was a dinosaur in a past life. this i know. it's because i have dinosaur-like tendencies. robots are not the root of all evil. they just want to be loved. just like money. money wants to be loved. "i'm mad at something you said." "what?" "let's start a family." 49. If an unstoppable force comes across an unmovable object, then what happens? that's how i was born. :D.

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