1. First and most importantly, this movie gave us a true iconic queen in the form of Phyllis Nefler.
2. Shelley Long slays as this hilarious, fashion-forward, unapologetic, and savvy woman. To watch her in this movie is to watch a comedic master at work.
3. It also stars a wonderful and young Jenny Lewis...
...and a baby Carla Gugino!
4. This film asked the important questions.
5. It also taught us valuable lessons about preparedness...
...community service...
...the significance of self-reinvention...
...and the power of negotiation.
6. It also taught you how to do the Freddie.
7. Two words: the fashion.
Phyllis Nefler's looks are the stuff of legend, pure and simple.
I mean, look at this.
And THIS.
8. Seeking the familiar, wistful comfort of nostalgia? Here, behold these leotards and spandex.
9. But it wasn't just fashion Phyllis had to offer. She also showed us many things we still remember to this day. For example, in times of crisis, there are two things you can always turn to: one, Evian...
...and two, legal recourse.
10. She also highlighted the importance of bringing new ideas to the table...
...and helping others in times of need.
"Don't worry, silicone is buoyant."
11. When you watch this film now, it's still as wonderful as ever, in part because it offers something for all ages. As a kid, you wished you had a troop leader that was as cool as Phyllis...
...and as an adult, you definitely wish you had her shopping budget.
12. The kids in this movie are also fantastic. They're wise beyond their years.
13. Not to mention straight up fierce.
14. This film is hilarious as hell.
15. And it always will be.
16. Also, the subtle details elevate it from simply witty to brilliant.
Age: not applicable. Marital status: shaky.
17. It is relatable in many ways.
18. Many many ways.
19. This is one of the most iconic scenes of all time.
HE PERMED ME.