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    28 "Real Housewives" Quotes You Need To Read To Believe

    We're so close, we are like Siamese cats.

    1. On trying to become famous:

    2. On unrealistic expectations:

    3. On proportions:

    4. On focusing on what's really important:

    5. On diagnosing medical conditions:

    6. On X-rays:

    7. On being ~tHirstY~

    8. On medical jargon:

    9. On dealing with problems in a constructive fashion:

    10. On owning your truth:

    11. On Pinot:

    12. On great icons:

    13. On oldies but goodies:

    14. On grammar:

    15. On similes:

    16. On being candid about your intentions:

    17. On drinking:

    18. On things that are similar:

    19. On finding a way to amuse yourself:

    20. On rage:

    21. On trustworthiness:

    22. On the financial benefits of boobs:

    23. On lack of men:

    24. On trees:

    25. On hide and seek:

    26. On psychos:

    27. On telling older peeps what's up:

    28. On apologizing: