1. You + food = LOoOoOoOVE
2. In fact, you always keep your favs on hand (and within reach), just in case you feel like a lil snack:
3. And when you don't eat, you grasp of reality becomes a bit tenuous:
4. Your reactions are sometimes a *bit* dramatic:
5. And, in general, your facial expressions are on a whole other level.
6. Your smile is one of your best assets:
7. But you've also got other ASSets:
8. Fitness doesn't always work out for you:
9. But that's OK because you have other talents. For example, you're really good at ~dancing.~
10. You have an excellent command of the English language.
11. Some may even say your words are poetic...
And they would be right.
12. You? Photogenic? Hell yes.
13. You never shy away from asking the tough questions:
14. And your outlook on life is very carpe diem:
15. Sometimes you don't quite have this whole technology thing down:
16. But you are way skilled at approaching members of the opposite sex:
17. Your flirting game is hella strong:
18. And you know how to put the moves on peeps:
*wink wink*