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    14 Things That Happen If You're A Really Messy Eater

    Getting the food from the plate to your mouth isn't easy.

    1. You have trouble eating out in public

    2. You can't eat peacefully in your own home

    3. Ice cream cones are a no no

    4. You have to shower after you eat

    5. Going out for a dinner date is always risky

    6. Going to the movies is just an awful idea

    7. Spaghetti is impossible

    8. At some point you give up on the whole utensil thing

    9. Your friends say that you need to "try"

    10. Everyone: "I love burritos so much!! Guac is amazing." You: "Yeah, I love when my shirt turns into a nice green color!"

    11. You get a dog because you are too lazy to clean the food off the floor

    12. You can't wear nice outfits if you're planning on eating

    13. Fancy occasions aren't your thing seeing as they require utensil finesse

    14. You can't eat appetizers at parties because they require eating, standing, and talking

    Keep eating. Keep spilling.