1. Meetings always start on time with Amy.
She’s in meetings all day long but manages to get everything done.
2. She organizes everything happening
while smiling and doing yoga poses
3. She pays attention in meetings
so we don’t have to.
5. She’s originally a California girl,
which basically makes her a celebrity, jerk.
6. When Amy goes on vacation
everything falls apart.
7. She’s doesn’t even need an appendix!
unlike us mere mortals.
9. Amy is friend to the animals
She’s vegan, meaning she doesn’t harm nature’s beasts.
Happy Birthday Amy!
you da best!