I think the top photo says Mowhak instead of Mohawk?

John Travolta is just the most awkward person ever and his hair piece is not helping anything.

This is my new favorite thing ever.

Bard College is in Annandale-on-Hudson, NY.

Well said.

The Jim Carrey one is kind of perfect.

I remember the ExtraTERRORestrial ride being totally terrifying. The worst part was that at one point, the seat blew warm air onto your neck as if the alien was breathing down it.

Not Dermot Mulroney, but close.