1. The Foodie
Your mate who insists on photographing their every meal. You can almost smell their superiority complex.
2. Mr. Sausage Legs
This guy seems to spend his whole life by the pool or the sea. Has he ever worn trousers? Does he even go indoors?!
3. The Duck Face Diva
She’s got 4,000 posts and she’s pulling the same face in every one. Less cute, more scary.
4. The Shirtless Wonder
Okay, he’s got a banging body - but the 30 topless selfies he posts every day show you he’s his own biggest fan.
5. The Dog Parent
Look, we all love our furry friends - but when you’re dressing him up as a minor member of the royal family and spoonfeeding him yoghurt, something’s gone wrong.
6. The Power Couple
They’re gorgeous. They have a gorgeous life, going gorgeous places, and they want you to know about every moment of it.
7. The Amateur Artist
Even though the world is full of interesting stuff, this person goes out of their way to snap the most boring sights they can find, loading it up with ambitious hashtags like #art and #urban.
8. The Rich Kid
This guy is two years younger than you, but spends most of his day deciding which mega-expensive watch to wear to go shopping. It was funny at first, but now you’re sick of feeling like a peasant.
9. The Blinger
There are only so many photos of jewel-encrusted toothbrushes a person can look at without going mad.
10. The Trainer Maniac
We can only assume this person eats shoes and sleeps on a pile of them, because it’s all they ever seem to spend a penny on. Also, stop giving us shoe jealousy!
11. The Life Coach
She runs marathons, chews on wheatgrass and spews philosophy all day, every day on Instagram. Let’s face it; nobody likes a goody two-shoes.