David Geffen Is Not So Vain
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Dick Ebersol, the Conan-basher and Olympics-ruiner who bought the rights to Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' secret at a charity auction, says David Geffen is not the David in question. Hooray, the song can still be meaningful.
