Gun Owner Bumper Stickers And Yard Sign Statements Updated

They need to be in the aftermath of so many gun massacres. And it was easy to do, in most cases by simply replacing the word “gun” with the words “assault weapons.”

I (HEART) ASSAULT WEAPONS

OWNER OF THREE ASSAULT WEAPONS. THANKS SECOND AMENDMENT.

WE ASSAULT WEAPON OWNERS ARE EVERYWHERE

ASSAULT WEAPONS ARE HERE TO STAY. GET USED TO IT.

WARNING. BITTER ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER CLINGING TO RELIGION.

IF ASSAULT WEAPONS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE ASSAULT WEAPONS

NEVER MIND THE DOG. BEWARE OF ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER.

GOT 100 ROUND CLIPS?

I WENT TO BED WITH AN ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER, THEN LEFT IN THE MORNING BEFORE SHE WOKE UP AND TOOK HER MEDICINE.

GOD, ASSAULT WEAPONS, GLORY.

THIS FOREIGN-MADE VEHICLE IS PROTECTED BY AN AMERICAN MADE ASSAULT WEAPON

ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER. VOTER. COUNT THE DEATHS.

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN A WEAPON THAT KILLS 20 WHITE CHILDREN IN SECONDS

I CARRY AN ASSAULT WEAPON BECAUSE A COP IS TOO HEAVY.

PROUD ASSAULT WEAPON-ARMED AMERICAN

CONNECTICUT ASSAULT WEAPON OWNERS AGAINST VIOLENCE

BIBLE-THUMPIN’, WIFE-BEATIN’, FLAG-WAVIN’, ASSAULT WEAPON-TOTIN’, PROUD AMERICAN.

PLEASE PARDON MY ERRATIC DRIVING, I’M LOADING MY ASSAULT WEAPON.

I HAVE 870 MULTI-ROUND CLIPS/REASONS FOR YOU TO BACK OFF.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN IN RANGE OF 100 ROUNDS FOR QUITE AWHILE.

YES I OWN AN ASSAULT WEAPON. YES EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT (VIA HOLLYWOOD AND THE NRA). YES, YOU WILL BE SHOT.

I (HEART) INVESTORS IN AMERICAN GUN PRODUCING COMPANIES.

ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER. VOTER. PERRY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016.

AVERAGE 911 RESPONSE TIME: 6 MINUTES.
HUMAN DEATHS THAT CAN OCCUR IN SIX MINUTES FROM SEVERAL 30 ROUND CLIP-USING ASSAULT WEAPONS: AS MANY AS IN THE ROOM.

MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR WANTS ALL MASS MURDER ASSAULT WEAPONS BANNED. IDIOT!

CAUTION! PRO-LIFE, CHRISTIAN ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER.

I PRACTICE ASSAULT WEAPON CONTROL OFTEN

ONLY WHEN YOU PRY THAT SPENT 100 ROUND CLIP FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND…

I AM A CHRISTIAN, DEMOCRAT, AND ASSAULT WEAPON OWNER.

THANKS PRESIDENT BUSH FOR LETTING THE ASSAULT WEAPON BAN EXPIRE

ASSAULT WEAPONS DON’T KILL CHILDREN
CHILDREN KILL CHILDREN

THE PREFERRED WEAPON OF MASS MURDERERS… RAZOR BLADES.
NOT!

PLEASE GET INVOLVED.

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