12 Things That Only Serious Gamers Will Understand

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1. That this is not a question, it’s a CHALLENGE.

2. That the higher you hold the controller, the better you play.

3. And the harder you press the button, the higher you’ll jump.

These are the Laws of Gaming. We did not write them.

4. That this face means complete. And utter. CONCENTRATION.

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DO NOT DISTURB.

5. That there are a few things about anatomy you didn’t learn in biology class.

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6. And that this is the only correct keyboard position.

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7. That there is absolutely zero shame in intense public gaming.

Train? Plane? Automobile? The world is your arena.

8. That this can end friendships.

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Just like choosing this guy.

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Or getting hit with one of these.

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9. That this is the longest five minutes in the history of the WORLD when you just got a new game.

10. And that this is always faster than walking for some reason.

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11. That this is perfect gaming weather.

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And so is this.

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And so is this.

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12. And, of course, that there’s no such thing as a humble victory.

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