1. Let's start with this guy...
...and this was what happened next.
Nick Clegg apologises for lying to students.
2. Sarah Teather lied then she ran away from it all...
Run Teather Run
...and now she's a comedian.
But the joke's on us
3. Danny Alexander lied to students and their families too...
...now he's a muppet.
4. Vince Cable broke his pledge as well...
...and for Christmas he danced the lies away
With Dot Cotton on Strictly.
He's a...
5. Oh look it's Simon Hughes promising to vote against any increase in fees...
...then facing a grilling from Paxman
Look! It's the same picture in the background!
...he actually abstained
6. Chris Huhne and Martin Horwood missed the vote
7. Stephen Williams lied.
8. And Ed Davey lied.
9. So did Norman Baker, Sir Alan Beith, Gordon Birtwistle, Tom Brake, Jeremy Browne, Malcolm Bruce, Paul Burstow...
They all lied.
10. And Alistair Carmichael, Lynne Featherstone, Don Foster, Stephen Gilbert, Duncan Hames, Nick Harvey, David Heath, John Hemming, Norman Lamb...
They all lied.
11. Oh yes. There was also Bob Blackman, Ben Wallace, Lee Scott, David Laws, Michael Moore, Andrew Stunell, Jo Swinson, David Ward, Steve Webb, Mark Hunter, Lorely Burt, Tessa Munt, Sir Robert Smith and John Thurso.
They all lied.
12. But students are like election elephants...
Get it?