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    How To Defend Yourself Against A Vampire In 5 Steps

    A difficult lesson, but necessary. Any reputable school ought to offer at least one course in vampire defense. Eton has three. For more lessons in the fine art of finishing (others) join Mademoiselle Geraldine's Finishing Academy. Where you'll find lessons in etiquette & espionage as taught in Gail Carriger's book series, Finishing School.