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    (VIDEO) Why Shouldn't the Gays Be Just As Un-Gay (in the Traditional Sense of the Word) As the Rest of Us?

    Seriously, people! The Gays have had it easy for far too long. Having all kinds of sex and fun and stuff. That shit just ain't American. What they need is to settle down, discard their dreams and start getting miserable just like the rest of us.