Mally gives a makeup tutorial on how get that “I just orgasmed” look!
*Editor’s note: Suge Knight, founder of Death Row Records, was recently arrested and charged with murder. He is currently being held on $2 million bail.
Is this for real? Doubtful.
An open letter to America.
Laughing gas (nitrous oxide) is now experiencing a resurgence in the maternity ward.
Google just announced that as of January 2015, it would no longer produce Google Glass as we know it. So it’s only proper that we hold a funeral.
Kevin Weir, the greatest GIF-maker of our time, made these GIFs of birds sashaying. And. They. Are. HILARIOUS.
We all know the Royals just rolled out @KensingtonRoyal to help ease the pain of stalking them. Did you know they also have a snapchat? AND IT’S EVEN MORE TO THE POINT? I mean, we all know what we really care about.
Lucky for you, I took some screenshots.
￼A Los Angeles federal judge struck down the California death penalty because the system ￼was “plagued by inordinate and unpredictable delay.”
Adam Kwasman, a Republican candidate for Arizona’s 1st congressional distract, mistook a bus full of YMCA campers for undocumented children and tweeted:
Well I do. It’s the ultimate sleep aid. And if you haven’t fallen asleep from sex — are you sure you’ve really been cumming?
About a week after hearing vague things shouted about the Hobby Lobby decision (Abortion! Birth control! Religion!), I decided I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to figure it out. From the buzzwords (Women’s rights! Obamacare! Republicans!) I knew that Hobby Lobby was a very bad thing, but I didn’t know exactly HOW bad. So I gave in. I googled.
Seriously, people! The Gays have had it easy for far too long. Having all kinds of sex and fun and stuff. That shit just ain’t American. What they need is to settle down, discard their dreams and start getting miserable just like the rest of us.