Plus-size models come in extra small now. Cool.

Yes, 7 of these 11 shows weren’t on between those shows. “Four Kings” occurred after both had ended.

Oh great, it’s taller! I was wondering if there were a way iPhone videos could suck even more.

Yeah, this might just be a song lyric. Can somebody verify whether she’s also currently in Miami chilling with a zombie? If that’s the case, then yeah, she’s also probably voting Romney. Otherwise, she writing lyrics (terrible lyrics).

or maybe not: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/28/us/politics/28obama.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

Seems pretty damn fake.

Send the paramedics now! She’s having a stroke!

What’s an “IXAT”?

Just to pile on here——it seems like most of these DUIs happen during the offseason, when there probably aren’t important meetings the next morning.

NBA players haven’t “gotten stylish”; styles just change. In ten years we’ll be ripping on all those cardigans and big glasses. Lebron’s outfits will come in for especial ridicule.

Way to spin his anti-net-neutrality stance as somehow being for the good of internet users. You might quote an expert on the subject who could at least offer a different understanding from Rubio’s highly skewed one.

“Moms are the original hipsters: pure beings uncorrupted by irony.” But that’s got to be the opposite of whatever the definition of hipster is.

Don’t worry. You’re not crazy at all. Just an idiot.

Oddly, the article making this controversy up says Barkley said “fag” in the headline, yet in their own writeup they attribute the word to Kenny. Clearly, all they really care about is clicks.

Is it even clear that that is Barkley talking? It sounds like after Barkley calls him an idiot, it’s Kenny the whole time, defending the guy as a fan.

Or you could find pictures that fit the chosen adjective.

So that’s it then. “Awkward” is the only adjective we have left. Good to know.

This guy sounds like a hipster.

I’m starting to wonder whether there are other adjectives besides “awkward.”

It’s a shame a household budget is nothing like a government budget, or this would be of some use.