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Shh, Don’t Tell Steve

Steve’s roommate has been tweeting Steve’s actions for the past few months. Everything from his bizarre diet to his budding relationship with someone named “Burrito Girl”. Steve has no idea. Part of me feels dirty for knowing all these details about Steve’s life. But that part of me isn’t in charge of my Twitter account, so it works out in the end.

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