I just like Jesus as a friend, so…

I've become strangely happy that I'm agnostic

Raise your hand if you're a little disappointed it didn't say “your not..”

Dad?

His mom probably made him that sweater.

The best part is mom is watching.

MOBY???

So if I love Jesus I can get in your pants? I'm pretty sure if Jesus loves me back, he won't let me.

jUST DON'T CAPiTALiZE THE LETTERS THAT HAVE THE DOTS ON TOP. jESUS LOVES HiM SOME TiTTLES… jUST LIKE i DO.

I think Jesus is what he calls his weiner.

All caps and yet Jesus only gets a lowercase J? Methinks he doth protest too much.  Besides, it's not his pants we're interested in - it's those fetching ladies' sunglasses.

i wonder if that is a framed pic of his mom in the top left.