Sit back and listen to the smooth R&B stylings of the Sexy Pilgrim as he sings about Thanksgiving and…Muscle Milk? Oh, and gurl? You're welcome.

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24 nerds in London are stripping down for Nude London Tech, a charity calendar that will feature 24 portraits of naked techies. Proceeds go to help further IT projects for students in India. But for real, I think we'll be the ones benefitting. Click here to buy the calendar.

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Diedre Shores won The Today Show's Kid Reporter contest the other day. And the news literally shocked her into silence before she exploded in high decibel fashion. But to be fair, I'd probably act the same way around Al Roker. He's so dreamy.

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d'Armond Speers, a father from Minnesota, decided to only speak to his son in Klingon. For three years. I bet d'Armond will regret this decision when he's shelling out massive amounts of cash to cover the therapy his kid will need after getting pounded during recess everyday.

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Rick Morrissey, sports columnist for The Chicago Tribune, predicted in 2007 that Bulls center Joakim Noah would be no good for the team. He wrote “Please clip and save this column. If I'm wrong three years down the line about Noah, I'll douse it in salsa and eat it.” Now that Noah is performing well, Morrissey followed through with his promise and ate his column. The victory dance starts at the 4:00 mark. ( via )

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…then Amazon has some suggestions for you. Not gonna lie, though, that Oreo pizza looks like it would change me for the better.

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Katt Williams allegedly stole about $4,000 worth of jewelry and coins from an Atlanta home. Oh, and he also might have held a 17 year old boy hostage in his house. So basically, Katt isn't having the best of days right now.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Bad Boys from The San Francisco Bay Club. It's going to take me awhile to clear the living room out, but I definitely think it will be worth it. Two more spots open…

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MTV has a new “reality” show on the horizon. And lucky us! It's about the Jersey shore! As an FYI, that's real enthusiasm right there. This show has the potential of being the funniest, douchiest thing on television ever. Period. DVR is set.

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Saudi striker Nawaf Al Abed scored what people are calling the fastest goal in a professional soccer match ever, officially clocking in at 2 seconds. That little dance they do after scoring the goal is so cute. Nawaf and his team ended up winning the game, 4-0.

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Circle of life.

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Halloween + Babies = Awesomeness. I mean, it's simple mathmatics, really.

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If I had a kid, I don't think I'd limit dressing him up in costumes to just Halloween. It'd have to be like, an every day, all day type of thing. Because this is just too adorable.

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Here's a guy who loves to paint his entire body to resemble different animals and then just record himself walking around and posing. You know, just the usual. Click through for some more bizarre furry related body paint performances.

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Sometimes the hardest thing about Halloween is making sure your kid doesn't appear gay. “If you want your child to depict a male dominated profession, be very careful not to choose one that's been co-opted by the gay community, like a fireman, a cop, a cowboy…otherwise they'll end up just looking like a stripper.”

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Pilot Robert Mansell made an emergency landing in the Caribbean Sea yesterday after one engine gave out, saving nine lives. Sadly, he wasn't able to get himself out. His last taped words were “I've lost one of my engines. So long.” Click here for more details on the story.

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In case you were thinking about stealing some bikes today, just keep in mind that hipster bike messengers might beat you up. Just thought you should be forewarned. ( via )

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This one involves a lot of costume changes.

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Remember when Joy shared with us all “the gayest video on the internet” ? Well, all that was to prepare you for this. I know you're thinking “Gosh, I wish I could watch more of them!” Well, they've got a youtube channel . It's your lucky day!

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