This Is Why You Don’t Let Fans Pick World Cup Team Slogans

This is what happens when you let the internet decide things.

Hyundai held a competition that allowed fans to submit slogans for their national teams. The winners would have their slogans emblazoned across the side of their team’s bus.

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Here are the winners (yes, these are real):

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1. Algeria

The desert warriors are indeed in Brazil.

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2. Argentina

You don’t say?

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3. Australia

Get it? Because, like, Australia has kangaroos.

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4. Belgium

That’s impossible.

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5. Bosnia and Herzegovina

FYI, Dragons play soccer.

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6. Brazil

Westeros is apparently playing in the World Cup.

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7. Cameroon

Cameroon = Consistency.

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8. Chile


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9. Colombia

Colombia fits in a bus.

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10. Costa Rica

You go Costa Rica!

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11. Ivory Coast

“Screw it. We’ll just send a stampede.”

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12. Croatia

If it worked for Rocky, it’ll work for Croatia.

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13. Ecuador

How many players are on the Ecuadorian national team? One.

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14. England

Fun fact: Shakespeare was born in England.

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15. France

Yes, it is. It’s “impossible.”

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16. Germany

One cliché.

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17. Ghana

Astronomers would disagree.

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18. Greece

Do they really?

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19. Honduras

Honduras is both a country and a nation.

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20. Iran


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21. Italy


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22. Japan

This one is actually pretty badass.

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23. South Korea


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24. Mexico

Until Spain arrived… (too soon?)

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25. Netherlands

Orange is the new pink.

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26. Nigeria

A lot of teams tend to forget this (*cough* CRISTIANO RONALDO *cough*).

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27. Portugal

You can’t predict the future, silly Portugal.

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28. Russia


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29. Spain

Revised slogan: “FUCK ALL Y’ALL! THE CHAMP IS HERE!”

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30. Switzerland

The Swiss apparently have tickets to see the World Cup final.

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31. Uruguay

Uruguay has THREE MILLION DREAMS! Suck it, Germany!

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32. United States


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