Buzz·Posted on Jan 22, 201428 Rules To Be The Quintessential Mexican CharroCharro n. 1. Mexican cowboy, typically one in elaborate traditional dress. 2. Badass.by Norberto BriceñoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You do not simply become a charro. You are born one. 2. You must learn to love your horse. You are nothing without your horse. 3. You must develop swagger at an early age. 4. Your relationship with your father is EXTREMELY important. 5. You will kiss your father's hand out of respect. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You will not drink in front of your father. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You will not smoke in front of your father. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You will love your father whether he loves you or not. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. But it's your mother who's REALLY frightening. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. As you grow up, you will look more like this. 11. Women will love you. 12. Men will want to be you. 13. Others will be envious of your ridiculous good looks. 14. If you must, settle your differences like men with a mariachi sing-off. View this video on YouTube Televisa Home Entertainment 15. An old fashioned throwdown works, too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You will fall in love. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You will be expected to perform a serenade. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Bonus points if you can perform while mounted on a dancing horse. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And this is how you'll picture the rest of your life. 20. But heartbreak is also inevitable. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. It's OK to cry... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. ...but only for the woman who broke your heart. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You can always count on your friends to make you feel better with the power of mariachi. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. It's OK to drink beer... 25. ...but tequila should be your primary choice. 26. As you get older, you will spend more time with your horses. 27. And even though you aren't a young man anymore... ...you'll still look like a badass. 28. If you follow these rules, you will live a long and happy charro life.