Costco employee: "Hello. What can I get you?"
Me: "I would like one slice of the combo pizza, good sir."
Costco employee: "...You sure?"
Me:: "...Yes"
Costco employee: "...OK."
1. Oh look at this...
2. It's so huge.
3. And really thick.
::Takes bite::
4. Woah...
5. What the hell was that?
6. That felt great.
7. What is in this pizza?
8. Is it crack?
9. Am I eating crack pizza?
::Takes bite::
10. What... is... this... feeling?
11. My taste buds are like... flipping out, man.
12. What the hell is this sensation.
13. I like it.
14. I really like it.
15. I want more.
::Takes bite::
16. WOW, MAN!
17. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
18. Where has this pizza been my whole life?
19. This is better than anything I've ever experienced.
20. Good God, almighty.
21. Jesus.
22. I think I've found the key to life.
23. It's in this pizza, man.
24. I've reached a new level of consciousness.
25. Unlike anything before.
26. And I've tried shrooms.
27. This is better than shrooms.
::Takes bite::
28. OH. MY. GOD.
29. What is happening?
30. I feel my body floating.
31. Is this nirvana?
32. Seriously, though, WHAT IS HAPPENING?
33. I'm scared.
34. Uhhhhhhhh...
35. What the-
36. Ohhhhhh...
37. Ahhhhh!!!!!!
38. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
39. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
40. SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!
41. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!
42. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME, COSTCO PIZZA?!
43. What the fuck is–
44. WHO ARE YOU?!
45. What?
46. How did–
47. Where am I?
48. Am I dead?
49. Pizza heaven?
50. What the hell is pizza heaven?
51. Woah...
52. This is beautiful man.
53. I think I'm gonna cry...
54. It's so beautiful it hurts...
55. Costco Pizza?
56. I think... I think I love you.
57. YES! YES! YES!
