1.When you think you're opening a love letter from your crush, only to realize it's just a piece of paper with a dick drawn on it by one of your friends.
2.When you're eating a burrito from Chipotle and a piece of aluminum foil gets stuck to the tortilla, but you don't notice it, so you bite on it with your molars and it hurts real bad.
3.When you walk out of the house like a boss, but you quickly realize that you forgot your keys.
7.When you finally get a winning hand at poker and you show off just how much of a badass you are.
8.But then homeboy puts you in check.
9.And then you feel really bad about your unsportsmanlike behavior.
10.When you MAKE IT RAIN, but there's no one around to see said rain so you'll have to go around picking up all the bills yourself.
11.That very special moment when two bros tell each other "I love you" without saying a single word.
12.That awkward moment when somebody walks out of the shower and they see you staring at them, but you don't want to flip out so you just stare back like it's no big deal.
13.That moment when you're about to have a romantic kiss but you look at the TV and see that your football team just scored a touchdown.
14.That awkward moment when a homegirl leaves you hanging and you don't know what to do next.
15.When you're with your homie, who's drunk out of his mind, and you're just like, "Why am I here? What am I doing with my life?"
16.When two bros come to a mutual agreement and choose friendship over death.
17.When you come home at 4 a.m. and your roommate is still up, waiting to talk to you about your lack of cleanliness.
18.When someone tells you, "Sorry, sir. We ran out of tacos."
19.That beautiful moment when you walk into a bar and realize it's still happy hour.
