1. This is your golden rule...
2. This is your eternal struggle.
3. And these are the truest words ever said.
4. Picasso would be jealous of your pencils and brushes...
5. ...and your shaping tool collection would put an operating room to shame.
6. But you're terrified to overpluck...
7. ...because growing those shits back in takes forever.
8. Other people's brows bother you way too much.
9. Like, you want to go back in time just to ask Clara Bow, "Can you not?"
10. Or ask young Brooke Shields, "May I?"
11. Hair extensions? Meh.
12. EYEBROW EXTENSIONS, THO.
13. If you have an eyebrow lady, you have an unreasonable attachment to her.
14. And you will protect your investment in her services by any means necessary.
15. Still, though, you're awfully tempted to mess around between appointments.
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT GETTING MY BROWS WAXED MEANT I HAVE TO STOP TWEEZING I CAN'T DO THIS