Having big boobs is a magical thing. When you love clothing, though, it comes with its own set of challenges.
1. If a swimsuit fits on the bottom, you know it's tiny up top.
2. Backless stuff is going back to the store...
3. ... and images on tees always get weirdly warped.
4. Plus, this whole "double breasted" thing is a sham...
5. ... and YKK's more like "Why, oh why?"
6. Online shopping is particularly nerve-wracking.
7. Because one wrong decision, and you could get smushed.
8. As jewelry goes, long necklaces either disappear into your cleavage, or do the swingy tata dance.
9. Trying to look professional? You'll definitely be wearing a pullover to that interview.
10. And while you know shirtless brushing is the only way to avoid titty-top toothpaste tragedies...
11. ... sub-boobie blotches can go unnoticed all day.
12. Or take your lingerie, for example. This pretty little thing? LOL LOL LOL
13. You need maximum storage for those over the shoulder boulder holders.
14. Strapless bras are your wobblies' worst enemy...
15. ... and there's no flirty little bit of lace "peeking" out of your blouse.
16. Because your shape doesn't "peek" — peaking is more its style.
17. On the other hand, low-cut tops are a great place to keep all your shopping day snacks...
18. ... and there's always room for cash in there in case you see something you like.
19. After all, who fills out a dress like you do?
Shine on, big-boobed sisters, because you've already got the best accessories in the game.
